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A:
Yes, your creator should be embarrassed making spamnons like you ;)

Posted 5 months ago
(Source: beeeeeeezus)

Reblogged 9 months ago from everythingthatglitteraintgold

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Tags: Facebook, Spiderman,
User Vs Cleverbot

User: WTH ?

Cleverbot: What does that mean?

User: That means What The Hell.

Cleverbot: You’re being impossible again.

User: WHAT !! AVADA KEDRAVA.

Cleverbot: Block* expelliarmus!

User: Crucio.

Cleverbot: Protego.

User: Stupefy.

Cleverbot: Accio!

User: Depulso.

Cleverbot: Fernunculus.

User: Protego.

Cleverbot: Avada Kedavra.

User: Expelliarmus.

Cleverbot: Protego.

User: Bombarda.

Cleverbot: Expelliarmus1.

User: Bombarda Maxima.

Cleverbot: Stupefy.

User: Protego.

Cleverbot: Tarantallegra.

User: Petrificus totalus.

Cleverbot: Protego.

User: Avada Kedrava.

Cleverbot: Wingardium Leviosa!

User: You are dead.

Cleverbot: Expect patronum.

User: You still dead.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Sad.

Cleverbot: It is.

Posted 9 months ago

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Cleverbot

User: Are you Voldemort?

Cleverbot: No, I’m harry potter.

User: So I will kill you.

Cleverbot: I hate you!

User: Because I kill your parents?

Cleverbot: No, I’m the boy who lived, not died!

User: But I am Voldemort so I will kill you.

Cleverbot: Nope, that’s not how the books ended, I ended up alive and killed you.

User: Holy Crap.

Posted 9 months ago

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hahahha

Reblogged 9 months ago from padabuscus

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MIND FUCK: After reading this comment you will realize that the the brain doesn’t recognize a second “the”. Reblog if you were mind fucked…

trinityice:

Reblogged 10 months ago from foreversweete

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That awkward moment when you access potter more and you see that the day is closed

Posted 10 months ago

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WANT TO GAIN ALOT MORE FOLLOWERS?

mermaidhairandsaltyair:

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(Source: hipsters-in-bikinis)

Reblogged 10 months ago from shitah

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Q: Pretty sure you've always wanted to see me naked.. Well.. I'm feeling pretty adventurous today so go to datelink6[dot]com (switch [dot] with .) then sign up and find my profile under the username 'lolsummer69'. I hid my face in the pictures. but I want you to guess who I am and then hit me up on Facebook lol. Good luck.

A:

Posted 10 months ago
Q: Pretty sure you've always wanted to see me naked.. Well.. I'm feeling pretty adventurous today so go to datelink2(dot)com (switch [dot] with .) then sign up and find my profile under the username 'lolsummer69'. I hid my face in the pictures. but I want you to guess who I am and then hit me up on Facebook lol. Good luck.

A:

Posted 10 months ago